Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married