Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

Life is trying So Die trying

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews