When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries