Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode