Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…