Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

I want what you want so I want a cow

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way