She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…