Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
I want what you want so I want a cow
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
