We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part