It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
