They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing