When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated