The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Mating For Life Saved My
