You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…