Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine