There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button