Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Never Win Anything
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs