You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness