I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it