As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
