The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew