I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
