It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
I risked loss And lost; I win
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
Life is trying So Die trying
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
