I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that