Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
