As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road