Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice