People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…