At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie him in bowling

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking