In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults