On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
