The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done