After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?