It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people