Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far