Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring