My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents