If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
