Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it