Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
All dressed down with nowhere to go
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
