We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

There is no Status quo But there is Status

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!