Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary