Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
