I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail