In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
