Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

When antisemites blame Jews They haven’t taken responsibility Which means they aren’t free Leaving them no choice But to blame Jews

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early