People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina