They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

I don’t get mad I get odd

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…