Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
