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The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…