Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
100% of success is showing up on time
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
