No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time