Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Never Win Anything

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

A being becomes human when you add meaning

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot