As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies