The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it