The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...